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Click / Tap Here for weird crypto jokes about people tryna to get $SOURDEEZ.
(For educational purposes only, NOT financial advice).
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The 420 counter-culture and the crypto universe seem worlds apart, but have much in common: Freedom. Underground roots. Free thinking.
And Deezy is that kind of girl!
You're invited to like and share your favorite comic strips on socials, email, and your local 420-friendly media. Cannabis counter-culture's comeback: ...YOU make a difference in a click!
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The $SOURDEEZ Token
This is different - $SOURDEEZ is not your typical, average, boring cryptocurrency.
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It's a message, a smoke signal to the ganja tribe you belong to. Weird weed humor for a cause.
In fact, it's not even a "currency": this token is pure art.
It's a digital artistic statement (part of the webcomic's vibe), a political statement for the legalization of cannabis where still needed, and a token of social assembly with the world's 420-minded people.
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It can't be considered like "currency" since you can never expect or intend profit from the work of anyone... The webcomics are made by an unpaid artist, for fun (not for work), and the token's value fluctuates because of invisible bots and one smart cartoon cat.
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So... why are all these herb-lovers accumulating and holding $SOURDEEZ token in their digital wallet? Because it measures the pulse of their tribe, their fave webcomics' popularity, their hemp-liberating political stance... and because it's fun!
It's the 420 community's encrypted connection. ​
We are all $SOURDEEZ when we're together, across continents, keepin' the vibe high!
You've heard of cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum.
You've also maybe heard of "memecoins", smaller tokens that appear with a funny name and an image, a one-shot identity that crypto traders buy on a whim, sell quickly and forget the next day...
"Deep meme" tokens are different. They aren't meant to be financial, they are part of a cultural vibe, an artistic flow, a counter-culture's message. A "deep meme" is tokenized culture, typically part of a deeper, substantial artistic phenomenon. $SOURDEEZ can be considered parody: turning a crypto token into humor, laughter, and dank comics. It's free expression in action, digitally decentralized.
Purr Pulse coined the term "Deep Meme" to describe more profound, more developed creative projects involving a crypto token - artistic projects that keep going, growing, glowing beyond the crypto itself. The hype surrounding cool artistry keeps reaching new horizons, new people's heart and soul - the token's value is cultural, its worth is simply a measure of the popularity, the pulse of its tribe.
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A digital transaction is a communication. Blockchain is not only speech (coded), it's also a media - a platform for expression. Notably, the Pulsechain blockchain has been created for the sake of free speech! It's a "fork" of Ethereum - improved copy, with much much lower fees - initially backed by donors who sacrificed crypto for the cause of free speech, with no expectations of return.
$NIP - Nipsta Catnip Empire
Three nip jokes - tokin' care of business!
1- What can you expect from Nipsta, the alley's boss of bosses?
Of course, he's got his own token - $NIP (Nipsta Catnip Empire) - another decentralized cyber-artwork within the Sour Deez webcomic concept.
You can expect his empire to grow like a catnip plant!
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2- Why does $NIP keep turning kittens into fat cats?
When kittens buy, sell or send $NIP tokens, there's a 2% "tax" that will "reward" (buy and distribute) $SOURDEEZ tokens to all $NIPSTA holders, in proportion of how much % of total supply they hold. Holding $NIPSTA, and $SOURDEEZ keeps appearing in their wallet sporadically.
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Nipsta's got their back... and belly!
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3- Nipsta's business network is all over town - any time left for Sour Deez?
The dozens upon dozens of Pulsechain tokens, paired with $NIP in micro-liquidity, throw a party when nip-tripping up and down the alley. These represent roughly 50% of all $NIP liquidity. Every time a little invisible "arb bot" needs to adjust their relative value, it blindly gobbles that 2% tax, buying $SOUDEEZ to all $NIP holders... These bots party all day, all night when dozens of token are groovin'! That "buy pressure" makes $SOURDEEZ fun to watch. And when they start climbing to the rooftops, $NIP invites $SOURDEEZ, flexing their (other 50%) liquidity bond together.
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When the vibe's high in town, both $NIP and $SOURDEEZ feel higher together!
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TOKIN' A MIX, TOKENOMICS
Ticker: $SOURDEEZ
Name: SOURDEEZ
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Supply: 420
Tax: 0%
Developer: OGwebchef
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Features:
- It's the "deep meme" token of the counter-cultural, heavily promoted cannabis-themed webcomic Sour Deez.
- "Deep meme" tokens are correlated to a fan base, constant media exposure and prolific novelty - not just the crypto markets
- Long-term vision - Artists developing counter-culture, non-stop!
- Multiple "support tokens", dancing in various liquidity strategies, all converge towards one goal: making $SOURDEEZ even more fun!
Ticker: $NIP
Name: Nipsta Catnip Empire
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Supply: MEOW (that's 3303, flipped)
Tax: 2% (rewards $SOURDEEZ to holders)
Developer: Purr Pulse
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Features:
- It's one of the Sour Deez webcomic's "support token" with approx. 50% of liquidity in $SOURDEEZ, 50% in dozens of Pulsechain tokens - in a bull run, $NIP would make $SOURDEEZ a really exciting artform.
- The 2% buy/sell/transfer tax rewarding $SOURDEEZ to $NIP holders applies to arbitrage bots - making $SOURDEEZ more entertaining.
- It's an educational tool to help beginners learn about liquidity
TOKENS of INSPIRATION
EACH SOUR DEEZ CHARACTER IS INSPIRED BY A DIFFERENT CRYPTO!
THIS WHOLE WEBCOMICS SERIES HAS BEEN INSPIRED BY THE "VIBE" OF VARIOUS CRYPTO TOKENS - TURNING CODE AND MATH INTO A WHIMSICAL TOON. AFTER THOROUGH RESEARCH AND SIFTING THROUGH ZILLIONS OF AVERAGE TOKENS, SOME OF THE MOST FUN CRYPTO STORIES, MOST MATH-WIZARD DEVELOPERS AND MOST THRILLING POTENTIALS HAVE INSPIRED THE CONCEPT BEHIND EACH OF THE SOUR DEEZ CHARACTERS.
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DEEZY is inspired by dev OGwebchef's tribute token to his favorite strain, $SOURDEEZ
$SOURDEEZ: 0x78442C4fF7801148E89D0d3e785D3BBB33631C0A
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NIPSTA, of course, hustles $NIP - his Catnip Empire rules the alleys
$NIP: 0x159bd97bc7009c3Ff5DF1b2D116591f95D8B07D6
MARIO is inspired by $TEDDYBEAR, the leading meme token on Pulsechain
TEDDY BEAR: 0xd6c31bA0754C4383A41c0e9DF042C62b5e918f6d
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FIATTA is inspired by Bitcoin, fiat currencies (USD, CAD, EURO, etc) and credit cards
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SPEED-EYE is inspired by $DAI Stablecoin - aka "p-DAI" - a Pulsechain forked copy of DAI on Ethereum.
The original $DAI is stable (pegged to $1), and p-DAI is rising, community-driven, towards a $1 parity ambition.
DAI Stablecoin: 0x6B175474E89094C44Da98b954EedeAC495271d0F​
DETECTIVE TOE is inspired by $A1A, from the educational and social Sunny's Pub on TG
A1A: 0x697fc467720B2a8e1b2F7F665d0e3f28793E65e8
OME is inspired by $OVERKILL, one of OGwebchef's reward tokens (4,44% tax rewards a lot - $Finfire, $Finvesta, $SJL, $ROFL, $OGwebchef888 and $Escobar - better wear comfy 6% slippers!)
OVERKILL: 0x1E598579a0eF591D8c4B6d848f77071842095B0B
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GARY is inspired by the alien-themed $pTGC, the Gray's Currency
pTGC: 0x94534EeEe131840b1c0F61847c572228bdfDDE93
SAWADHI, who often mystically quotes "he who has a rich heart", inspired by $HEX
HEX: 0x2b591e99afE9f32eAA6214f7B7629768c40Eeb39
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SHILA is inspired by $SJL, one of OGwebchef's comical reward tokens (0,5% tax rewards $dOWN and $pWBTC)
SJL: 0x2797b21626C1d40018013e778F0181C967beBb58
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO CRYPTO JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE
TRYNA GET $SOURDEEZ AND $NIP ON PULSECHAIN
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Decent people always have their OWN WALLET instead of "owning" a tiny % of some big exchange's crypto. These people are more than decent - they're "decentralized". They get the most popular wallet, MetaMask, here: metamask.io or excellent Rabby, here: rabby.io
Your mom told you not to lose your keys or talk to strangers, remember?
People must keep that 12-word "seed phrase" even more TOP SECRET, because it could give someone access to their wallet from anywhere. Writing it down by hand in a secret, odd place -
like under the smelly socks drawer. No one will ever ask for it... except scammers!
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That wallet is now on Pulsechain, the people's chain. The first token needed in that wallet is PLS, because it's what pays for the tiny fees on every transaction. PLS is what people gotta start with, to end up with a stash of $SOURDEEZ and $NIP for fun times and odd entertainment.
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By the way, that's why we LOVE Pulsechain - it's an Ethereum fork (copy) with improvements, the transaction fees are SOOO much lower! Like, a penny or two instead of a couple bucks. Dude, I wish I could "fork" my expensive latte and my mobile bills!
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Where does crypto live? When newbies must figure out what's the unique wallet "address", they'll see it on top of Metamask - it looks weird, it's long, starting with "Ox" like Ox1A2b3C...7x8Y9z (Chill people better use the "copy" button, as memory often fails after a blunt.)​​
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Opening Metamask, there's the top icon: "Ethereum Mainnet". No, it's not Terminator terminology. But smart people wanna switch from Ethereum to Pulsechain, so they click on that, and then click "+ Add Network" below.
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Nerd Quiz! They gotta fill in this info:
Network Name:
PulseChain
New RPC URL:
https://rpc.pulsechain.com
Chain ID:
369
Currency Symbol:
PLS
Block Explorer:
https://otter.PulseChain.com
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(Nerd quizzes are easy when someone gives all the answers...)
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There are many ways to send the first PLS to a new wallet address. Panhandling on the street corner is one of them, but takes way too long. People can just buy some on changenow.io with a credit card (and annoying ID verification). Also, people who own some crypto can "bridge in" another token (like ETH) and swap for PLS afterwards. That's step 5 below.
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Build bridges, they say! So when it's time to bridge a token (say, ETH) from the Ethereum block-chain to Pulsechain, people gotta have some in the Ethereum side of the same wallet - then go to bridge.pulsechain.com, click on link, "connect wallet", enter amount... and after a half-hour wait (96 confirmations) they finally got it, given they resisted the urge to nap! Smarter people leave a bit of ETH behind (say, $15 or more) for those crazy Ethereum fees, when bridging tokens out.​
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Oh nooo! When they have received WETH (Wrapped ETH on Pulsechain, it's equivalent to ETH), they can't swap it to PLS because they don't yet have any PLS for the tiny transaction fees. Oopsie. Karen wants to speak to the manager! No fret - they can get started with a little bit of free PLS from a "community faucet" like this one: getpls.fyi
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Whoever's got PLS in their wallet right now, deserve a round of applause!​
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How can people swap their PLS for the fun and good vibes of $SOURDEEZ? They go to app.pulsex.com, click the IPFS link and "Connect Wallet" to start swapping.​​
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​It feels good to hold some $SOURDEEZ, because it's not a currency, it's not financial, it's playful fun! It's an expression of pro-cannabis legalization views, a digital assembly of the 420 tribe, and it's a facet of the artistic, freely-expressive Sour Deez webcomics. Nothing here is financial advice - it's just a cartoon website full of crypto jokes.
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Now here's a funny joke: newbies just can't reliably swap PLS for $SOURDEEZ, without getting a massive price disadvantage ! It's because newbies don't know how to check for "liquidity pairs" - that's a stash of two tokens, big enough to trade between the two. In the Northern winter, it's easy to trade a snowball for trinkets - in the Mojave desert, not so much. As an educational example, putting the $SOURDEEZ "contract address" (that's the token's Ox identifier, shown below) in the top bar of dextools.io would reveal that the best sufficient liquidity pair is ARB/SOURDEEZ. Most other ones are just a couple bucks, they would give a pebble for gold, like cashing a paycheque at a bank with an empty vault. Researching liquidity pathways is like finding a good shovel among spoons, to dig more at a time with less spill. Small liquidity isn't bad per se. It has the same effect as a token's small supply: imagine a crazy jittery squirrel going up and down the tree... Squirrels are small but they're nuts. With enough peanut-pressure, it can scamper way up a tree much faster that a large-supply, thick-liquidity elephant who moves slow and steady.
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They thought it'd be soooo easy, eh? It's not that hard, actually. People must first swap PLS for some ARB tokens, which then allows to swap $ARB for $SOURDEEZ (then maybe swap a bit of that $SOURDEEZ for $NIP... if they live with a cat). But... how?​
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On the top token part, they must select PLS, enter the amount to use for their first SOURDEEZ acquisition - getting smaller amounts, many times, swaps a better deal when the liquidity pair isn't super massive. Always keeping some PLS in their wallet (say, $5 or $10 worth) for transaction fees is smart, like keeping extra cab fare hidden in the sock when going out partying hard.
For the bottom token, oops, people can't select those rare tokens yet... Gotta work on it. So they'll first need to copy the Contract Address of ARB (Arbitrage) shown here below. then click "Import", check "I understand"... Then "Enable", approve that in their wallet. Time to Swap, confirm in wallet... and wait excitedly for the transaction confirmation! Now it's getting easier. Flipping ARB on top, paste $SOURDEEZ address below, repeating these steps - swapping $ARB for $SOURDEEZ, then some of the $SOURDEEZ for $NIP. (Pro tip: If it gets buggy, click the gear icon, remove Auto-Router and set slippage to 3%).
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Contract addresses
ARB: 0x41B6D8bA2acC273Fe7b319fcEd7DD59f69592951
SOURDEEZ: 0x78442C4fF7801148E89D0d3e785D3BBB33631C0A
NIP: 0x159bd97bc7009c3Ff5DF1b2D116591f95D8B07D6
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Ta-da! Take it easy, Deezy! These step-by-step crypto jokes can make curious people smile, laugh, feel less awkward about digital currencies... and avoid mistakes. The point of joking around is to entertain, but also to educate (except for bong jokes).
The essence of crypto is liberty - and real, meaningful freedom. Freedom's most important starting point is choosing a path that means something, that says something, that's worth its values, not just value.
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To measure the popularity, the artistic vibrancy and the political message of SOURDEEZ, the world's wackiest weed token, people can look up "SOURDEEZ" in dexscreener.com and look at the chart... As the crypto experts would say: "When it goes down red, it's an opportunity, and when it goes up green, hold on tight cuz it'll go up more". Rolling papers... in a roller-coaster!
ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH DeFi AND PULSECHAIN?
HERE ARE THE FUN FACTS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:
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BEST LIQUIDITY PATH: $PLS --> $ARB (Arbitrage) --> $SOURDEEZ --> $NIP
$SOURDEEZ contract address: 0x78442C4fF7801148E89D0d3e785D3BBB33631C0A
$NIP contract address: 0x159bd97bc7009c3Ff5DF1b2D116591f95D8B07D6
$ARB (Arbitrage) contract address: 0x41B6D8bA2acC273Fe7b319fcEd7DD59f69592951
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SUPPLY - $SOURDEEZ: 420 - $NIP: 3303
TAX - $SOURDEEZ: 0% - $NIP: %2 rewards $SOURDEEZ to holders
DEV - $SOURDEEZ: OGwebchef, Web3 Developer - $NIP: PurrPulse, Artist
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$SOURDEEZ is a purely 420 meme token, the "main attraction" with ultra-low supply and high visibility due to the webcomics, for sustained pumpamentals. Supported by a double-whammy amplification, $NIP and an enclosed web of 8 character tokens.
$NIP is a "support token" with 50% of the $NIP liquidity in mini-pairings to dozens upon dozens of Pulsechain tokens, while keeping the other 50% of total liquidity paired to SOURDEEZ & its support tokens.
A liquidity web of 8 "character tokens" that are NOT meant to be bought or sold, will cause arb bot leveraging as they grow over time - an intricate micro-liq structure with 2% SOURDEEZ reward tax to benefit a fun SOURDEEZ chart.